Munchkintech Industries

By: Ben Overmyer

Posted to the Palladium Mailing List on November, 5, 1999.

GMs, whatever you do, do NOT let your players get ahold of these weapons. . .
Players, have fun. :)

• Super Ultra Megaton Blast Cannon
  This weapon looks like a Glitterboy's boom gun on a slightly smaller scale. Ordinary humans can wield it with no problem whatsoever, since it's made of ultralightium. It has three barrels in a triangle formation. When fired, there is absolutely no recoil - it's an energy weapon. The SUMBC fires a blue laser-like beam from each of its barrels. When the beams connect with something, they cause a gigantic(50 foot radius) explosion!
  Damage: 5D6x1000 M.D. for everything in the blast radius
  Range: 10 miles
  Payload: Unlimited(No e-clips! It has a special Munchkintech generator that'll last for approximately 5000 years)
• Interstellar Launch Cannon
  This weapon looks just like the SUMBC, except it has only one barrel. It, too, is made of ultralightium. Instead of firing a beam of energy, it fires an invisible antigravity "ball" that not only causes whatever it hits to float, but also explodes, sending the target rocketing into outer space at roughly 5000 mph!
  Damage: No direct damage.
  Range: Unlimited/sight
  Payload: Unlimited (Munchkintech generator)
• Dr. Nikhcnum's Wondrous Staff of Smacking
  This staff is a six-foot long oak staff with apparently no special abilities. However, when it connects with something, the target is knocked back 2D8x100 feet!
  Damage: 1D20 M.D.
  Range: 6 feet
  Payload: N/A
• Dr. Nikhcnum's Diabolical Staff of Vampires
  This staff is made of ebony, but otherwise looks like a normal 6-foot staff. When the wielder shouts the phrase "vampires ho!", 1D20 vampires will appear out of nowhere to defend the wielder and attack everyone else.
  Damage: 1D10 M.D.
  Range: 6 feet
  Payload: N/A
• Archmage Remagrewop's Magnificient Sword of Midas
  This sword looks an ordinary short sword. Its blade is about 2 1/2 feet long, and it has a bronze hilt with leather wrapped around the grip. When it does damage, though, the target instantly turns to solid gold! The target may then be sold for 1D8x100,000 credits.
  Damage: 4D6 M.D.
  Range: 3 feet
  Payload: N/A
• Glorious Railgun of Doom
  This looks just like your basic handheld Borg railgun, but it's made of ultralightium to make it easy for regular humans to carry. Also, it has special Bodacious Attack Mechanism (BAM) ammunition that explodes on contact, and is magically altered (TW tech!) to kill vampires, alien intelligences, gods, and other immortals without having to mess with silver ammo and the like. It doesn't have recoil because the geniuses at Munchkintech invented a way to remove it.
  Damage: 10D20 x 50,000 M.D. to mortals, 1D4 x 1,000,000 M.D. to immortals.
  Range: 100 miles
  Payload: 500 BAM clips of 4000 shots each (BAM ammo is magically compressed into itty bitty spaces)
• Handheld Black Hole Launcher
  This weapon, made of ultralightium, is sleek and usually painted plaid. It's about the size of a Wilk's laser pistol. It fires a small speck of light that expands into a dust mote-sized black hole when it comes into contact with a large target. The black hole will then suck anything within a 40 foot radius into it, and when there's nothing left to intake, it will collapse. Anything sucked into a black hole is destroyed.
  Damage: Infinite
  Range: 4 miles
  Payload: Unlimited, 5000 year Munchkintech Generator

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