Seeing all of this immature arguing floating around, and being a long-time flamer myself, I felt it was my duty to make a stand. I feel I am speaking for all contributors on the list (this is a joke, guys), and being that self proclaimed spokes chicken, it is my duty to bring to you my wisdom.
There is a common misconception among the flamers that, the list as a whole, gives a shit about their problems. Well, we don't. As a matter of fact, it turns our stomachs just having to read the threads -- either that or we laugh at your immaturity. Whatever. The point is though, if you are going to waste the lists time, then we the chickens would appreciate it if you would follow a few rules.
EX. "It grieves me to see how one could have been so maliciously close-minded when discussing the three-dimensionality of my character, which is only an extension of my imagination."
Now what this person should have said:
EX. "Hey, nutsack. It's my fucking character, not yours."
See how much less space it takes? Now I understand that many on the list feel that they might look bad if they use 'profanity'. But I think we all agree that we hate reading flamers by condescending pricks even more.
EX. "Allan Harrison is one of the most missed poster to the list."
Using big words doesn't make anyone respect you--especially when the members of the list have to sift through it just to see if there ever was a point to what you were saying.
EX. "Well, uhh, I, uhh don't care if all symbiotes that leave Wormwood die! Do ya hear me? I don't care! It's different in my game."
Well dumb-ass, of-fucking-course it's different in your game. Hello! Are you that unaware of your surroundings? All of our games are different. It's just a cop-out for the idiots that quote the RPG books, before reading them.
Suppose there is a thread about multiple parrying:
EX. "I think it's fuckin' dumb that Juicers get an automatic dodge!"
Hello? Why argue a completely unrelated topic? All this proves, is that you are too illiterate to read the original message in the first place. And again, this is annoying to us, the reader, and is just makes you look dumb.
EX. "YOU FUCKING IDIOT. HOW COULD YOU LACK SUCH BALL-AGE. I HOPE YOUR MOTHER DIES FROM THE CLAP THAT SHE GOT FROM MY DOG. AND I HOPE YOUR DAD STOPS PLAYING 'HOUSE' WITH YOUR 26 YEAR OLD SISTER."
See? It's just a pain to read. And also:
EX. "Your are _____ (add pointless word here)!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wow. There are so many exclamation points, maybe I should take it seriously!!! Yeah, fuckin' right. And some assholes like to combine both of these techniques:
EX. "...because you are a DICKHEAD!!!!!"
And these are the most annoying of them all. I could cry. The only answer I can come up with, is that some of you idiots mistake e-mail for a phone line.
Repeat after me:
Understand that flames wars are just like fights between those rich, preppie, white kids that thought they were better than everybody else. You remember high school, right? They would push each other and threaten each other, and talk as hard as nails, but no matter how long you watched and wanted it -- they'd never just beat the shit out of each other, and shut the fuck up.
Date: Tue, 17 Sep 1996
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