Instructions for using brain:

By: Stephen P. Dragoo

1. Make sure brain is unwrapped from plastic before insertion.
2. For best results, the insertion point is located in the first head, and not the second (for those of us of the developmentally-challenged gender... the men).
3. To improve performance, the brain *must* have the power switch in the "On" position.
4. Conversation does *not* require a brain; nor does communication.
5. Comprehensible communication and conversation *do* require a functioning brain.
6. Role-playing game players, GM's, and other similar life forms may defy logic by appearing to be exempt from the above rules; therefore, we are not to be confused with humans (known with some affection as "squishies", "cannon fodder", "ugly bags of mostly water", and other such terms of endearment).

Now that my self-denigrating rant is out of the way...
 Here's what I meant to say earlier...

(editors note: He doesn't follow instructions very well does he? :)

braininst.php -- Revised: January 27, 2021.