Top Ten List of things to say if you get arrested by the Coalition States Police

By: Steven Trustrum
Created on: January 15, 1997 at 3:00 AM in the morning

Ok for those of you who remember my many humor posts, such as the "Last Lines", here is some more insanity from my head...

10. Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 9. (from a mutant) But I'm an X-Man!!! EVERYONE loves the X-Men!!!!! Is that you Wolverine?

 8. Skull armor eh? Your mom let you go out of the house like that? Geez, the only police needed in this situation are the FASHION police!

 7. (from a mutant) I'm human, HONEST! The green skin is just a big tattoo and the horns are just implants, they are all the rage this fashion season!

 6. But I'm not from this world, HONEST! Where I am from, this world exists only as a game played using paper and dice! HONEST!

 5. Oh come on, you can't arrest me for reading that ancient "Playboy" magazine! Do you honestly thing I owned it for the articles?!?!?

 4. I smell bacon! Oink oink...

 3. My name? ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Mr. I.P.Freely...yeah, that's it...

 2. Really, I was gonna spray paint "Empror Prosek is an Asset" on the wall, you just caught me 2 letter short of finishing!


 1. What? No full body cavity search?

You may find it funny, you may not...but what the hell, it's nearly 3 am and I'm procrastinating reading a 400 year old play... argh.

Here are some additions that the Palladium Mailing list added to it. The first one is from Eric Allen.

(from an obvious D-Bee) "And then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest... but I'm not an alien!"

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