The 12 days of Rifts® Christmas
(As sung by a Shifter)

Oh oh, looks like I started something by posting Daniel Howards’ humorous Rifts® version of A Night Before Christmas.

This mad melody comes to you compliments of Matthew Daye, the gent behind the Gateway to the Megarverse® podcasts.

Originally posted on the Forums of the Megaverse


On the first day of Christmas, my Alien Intelligence gave to me.
A magic staff from a Millennium Tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium Tree

On the third day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Three cut gems,
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium Tree

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Four magic pigeons,
Three cut gems,
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium tree

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Five Eldar Rings!
Four magic pigeons,
Three cut gems,
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium Tree

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Six swords for slaying,
Five Eldar Rings!
Four magic pigeons,
Three cut gems,
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium Tree

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Seven Blind Warrior Women,
Six swords for slaying,
Five Eldar Rings!
Four magic pigeons,
Three cut gems,
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium Tree

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Eight Scrolls for Scrying,
Seven Blind Warrior Women,
Six swords for slaying,
Five Eldar Rings!
Four magic pigeons,
Three cut gems,
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium Tree

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Nine Necromancers,
Eight Scrolls for Scrying,
Seven Blind Warrior Women,
Six swords for slaying,
Five Eldar Rings!
Four magic pigeons,
Three cut gems,
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium Tree

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Ten spells for summoning,
Nine Necromancers,
Eight Scrolls for Scrying,
Seven Blind Warrior Women,
Six swords for slaying,
Five Eldar Rings!
Four magic pigeons,
Three cut gems,
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium Tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Eleven T-Man Tattoos,
Ten spells for summoning,
Nine Necromancers,
Eight Scrolls for Scrying,
Seven Blind Warrior Women,
Six swords for slaying,
Five Eldar Rings!
Four magic pigeons,
Three cut gems,
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium Tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Twelve Rifts for Rifting,
Eleven T-Man Tattoos,
Ten spells for summoning,
Nine Necromancers,
Eight Scrolls for Scrying,
Seven Blind Warrior Women,
Six swords for slaying,
Five Eldar Rings!
Four magic pigeons,
Three cut gems,
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium Tree


Thanks Matthew, that was fun

Kevin Siembieda
Publisher, Writer, Artist and Ninth Level Santa

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