By: Ben Overmyer
Created: Novermber 5 & 6 1999
Super Ultra Megaton Blast Cannon: This weapon looks like a Glitterboy's
boom gun on a slightly smaller scale. Ordinary humans can wield it with no problem whatsoever,
since it's made of ultralightium. It has three barrels in a triangle formation. When fired, there
is absolutely no recoil - it's an energy weapon. The SUMBC fires a blue laser-like beam from
each of its barrels.
When the beams connect with something, they cause a gigantic (50 foot radius) explosion!
Damage: 5D6x1,000 M.D. for everything in the blast radius
Range: 10 miles
Payload: Unlimited (No e-clips! It has a special Munchkintech generator that'll last for approximately 5000 years)
Interstellar Launch Cannon: This weapon looks just
like the SUMBC, except it has only one barrel. It, too, is made of ultralightium. Instead of
firing a beam of energy, it fires an invisible antigravity "ball" that not only causes whatever
it hits to float, but also explodes, sending the target rocketing into outer space at roughly
Damage: No direct damage.
Payload: Unlimited (Munchkintech generator)
Dr. Nikhcnum's Wondrous Staff of Smacking: This
staff is a six-foot long oak staff with apparently no special abilities. However, when it
connects with something, the target is knocked back 2D8x100 feet!
Damage: 1D20 M.D.
Range: 6 feet
Dr. Nikhcnum's Diabolical Staff of Vampires: This
staff is made of ebony, but otherwise looks like a normal 6-foot staff. When the wielder
shouts the phrase "vampires ho!", 1D20 vampires will appear out of nowhere to defend the
wielder and attack everyone else.
Damage: 1D10 M.D.
Range: 6 feet
Archmage Remagrewop's Magnificient Sword of Midas:
This sword looks an ordinary short sword. Its blade is about 2 1/2 feet long, and it has a
bronze hilt with leather wrapped around the grip. When it does damage, though, the target
instantly turns to solid gold! The target may then be sold for 1D8x10,0000 credits.
Damage: 4D6 M.D.
Range: 3 feet
From: Karl Collins <firstname.lastname@example.org>
>*in my best player voice* But those aren't powerful enough! I mean I can't kill Apsu with one shot with any of this stuff!
Alright....try these then.
Glorious Railgun of Doom: This looks just like your
basic handheld Borg railgun, but it's made of ultralightium to make it easy for regular humans
to carry. Also, it has special Bodacious Attack Mechanism (BAM) ammunition that explodes on
contact, and is magically altered (TW tech!) to kill vampires, alien intelligences, gods, and
other immortals without having to mess with silver ammo and the like. It doesn't have recoil
because the geniuses at Munchkintech invented a way to remove it.
Damage: 10D20 x 50,000 M.D. to mortals, 1D4 x 1,000,000 M.D. to immortals.
Range: 100 miles
Payload: 500 BAM clips of 4000 shots each (BAM ammo is magically compressed into itty bitty spaces)
Handheld Black Hole Launcher: This weapon, made of
ultralightium, is sleek and usually painted plaid. It's about the size of a Wilk's laser pistol.
It fires a small speck of light that expands into a dust mote-sized black hole when it comes
into contact with a large target. The black hole will then suck anything within a 40 foot
radius into it, and when there's nothing left to intake, it will collapse. Anything sucked
into a black hole is destroyed.
Range: 4 miles
Payload: Unlimited, 5000 year Munchkintech Generator
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