Top things to say to enemies to get your pc killed quickly...
By: Steven Trustrum.
- (to cannibalistic dragon): if I were a lollipop, what flavor would I be?
- (to master vampire): I'd ask your orthodontist for a refund if I were you.
- (to necromancer): You know, there are easier ways to get dates other than raising them
from the dead.
- (to Emperor Prosek): How they hangin' sweet cakes?
- (to psi-stalker): You know, with that bald head of yours, it is just incredible how much
you resemble my penis.
- (to Lord Splynncrynth): Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...I love calamari. Gobble, gobble.
- (to The Angel of Death): Awwwww, come on. I bet you wouldn't be such a grump if you got
laid once in a while.
- (to Mechanoids): So you kill anything humanoid eh? Well it's a good thing I'm a tree!!!
(Shhhhhhhhh...trees don't talk...)
- (to The Unholy): So you're the most vile and evil creature on Wormwood huh? So was I once,
but then I grew up and got a REAL job.
- (to A.R.C.H.I.E.): This is your brain on drugs (then throw eggs at it)
- (to a band of Amazon warriors): So, are you chicks like lesbians or what?
- (to Lord Zeerstrun): Hey, were you one of the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz??!
- (to a hatchling dragon): Aww, look at the cutesy little dwagon-wagon! Oh, he's so cute!
What a cute liddle baby! Aww! Wanna play peekaboo?
- (to a burster): Hey, your fly's on fire.
- (to the cyber-horseman on page 112 of CB1): I can see your doodle!
- (to Doc Reid): (after putting in plastic vampire fangs): Ooh! I vant to suck your blood!
- (to a Juicer): Hey, if I killed you, dried out your skin, and then smoked it, would I get
a really good high?
- (to a borg): Awesome! Are you, like, the super-duper-deluxe version Swiss Army knife?
Lemme use your tiny magnifying glass!
- (to King Moloch): I think you just need a good hug.
- (to Thraxus): I'm from the IRS. By our records, you owe us... seven hundred trillion
credits. Pay up now, or I'll repossess all your stuff.
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Top_Ways_Kill_PC_Quickly.php -- Revised: January 27, 2021.