You Might Be A Newbie
The subject of newbies has come up and I thought I would try to make it easy for people to find out if they are newbies. So using the model for rednecks by Jeff Foxworthy...
- If you don't know who Vargus is... you might be a newbie.
- If you mention Cyber-Knights™... you might be a newbie.
- If you think Kevin Long/Vince Martin/C.J. are still on Palladium's payrole... you might be a newbie.
- If you want to debate the spelling of magic/magik/majik... you might be a newbie.
- If you don't know Loony used to be Jenner... you might be a newbie.
- If you want to start bashing Palladium's products in favor of AD&D/GURPS... you might be a complete idiot.
- If you can't figure out how many attacks per melee your first level character has, you might be a Newbie.
- If you have no idea what a Multiple Dodge means, you might be a Newbie.
- If you think Palladium Games are breeding grounds for Munchkins, you might be a Newbie (or stupid, either one).
- If you don't know what a Newbie is, you might be a Newbie.
- If your tired of this thread... you might be a newbie.
- If you're made sick by newbie bashing.. you might have a soul.
- If your irritated beyond self-Preservation... you are a tired, irritated Preserver.
- If you don't know what Crow T. Robot's name is a reference to, you might be a newbie.
Numbers 1-6 are by Wade Gulbrandsen. cindgulb@enoreo.on.ca
Numbers 7-10 are by Chris Nelson. nelsonww@mail.msy.bellsouth.net
Numbers 11-13 are by The Preserver. jcstarin@eos.ncsu.edu
Number 14 is by Crow T. Robot. crow@dfwmm.net
Newbie.php -- Revised: March 24, 2007.
