Top Ten Dirty Tricks For Teleporters:
10. Every shot is a point-blank shot to the back of the head...
9. <blink> "Here, hold this for me" "Huh?" <blink> "Shit! A grena...BOOM!"
8. "I teleport the 1000 lb weight exactly 200 feet straight up over his head..."
7. "I teleport him 1 mile straight up, then drop him..."
6. "One fusion block, ten badguys and no fuse delay, Bye!" <blink>
5. "Oh damn, looks like I stumbled into a vampire lair at night, Bye!"<blink>
4. Returning the day after #5 and teleporting vamps, coffin and all, to the sunlight park down the road...
3. "Yeah, I memorize the outside of the CS checkpoint" Two days later- "Hey, I grab that mage and teleport him to the CS checkpoint"
2. Taunting Kill Hounds...
And, big drum roll please....:
1. 'Porting pissed off Kill Hounds into enemy camps...
-- Posted By: Brice Daury on 5/22/1999
Top10_Tricks_Teleporters.php -- Revised: March 24, 2007.
