You know Your Rifts Game is Munchkin when...

Vargas won't join your group because he thinks you're all a bunch of powermongers.
You go down to dinner in your personal banquet hall and the waiter comes up to you and says, "Hello, my name is God and I'll be your server tonight."
All the mages in your party have hourglass eyes.
When your enemy receivs the blessing "God go with you" you shout, "I will not!"
The vagabond in your party mugs Kosh.
There are no Proseks. They are Borg.
You consider the Splugorth to be "Good housepets."
"50,000,000 Zentraedi Cosmo-Knights? No sweat, I pop on my Crown Of Absolute Authority."
You use wands and staves to grow tomatoes.
You don't use the Dark Side (of the Force). You Are the Dark Side.
You send an asteroid the size of Jupiter to hit the PC and he flicks it off of him like it was a piece of lint!
When they create an alloy that has 5 million M.D.C. per square inch! (been done in game I joined)
When they get so bored they decided to create their own villians to occupy their time.
The charcters have the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse as sidekicks.
They only blink when you tell them that the Great Old Ones have arisen to kick their arses.
Medical attention is only considered if the charcters are at -10,000,000 HP/MDC.
The characters (not the players mind you, the characters) tell the GM what to do.
...and he does it.
...willingly.
The GM introduces a new player, Bob, who is playing the planet Eylor
Crimson Wall of Lictalon is a low level spell.
...as is Create Planet Ritual.
...and Create Cosmos.
The Cosmo Knight of the group is giving orders to the Cosmic Forge.
The GM introduces Ultra Damage Capacity to keep things simple.
A Cheese Nip can be a deadly weapon.
...so can Nerf.
...and a sheet of paper.
The players make up items for this list while the GM tallies experience.
You know your game is munchkin when the Alien Intelligence they meet is scared of them.
GM "You look up, the sun turns red, and begins to expand. It Super-Novas, enveloping earth and destroying the planet."
PC "Let me check my armor....I survive."

Contribitors Include

Necromancer Bob, <scrasnak@ehc.edu> Numbers: 1 & 2.
Rkvince, <Rkvince@aol.com> Numbers: 3 - 10.
Yosho700, <majohnso@engr.csulb.edu> Numbers: 11 - 13.
plourde, <mplourde@lynx.dac.neu.edu> Numbers: 14 - 29.
Vitanamamo@aol.com < Vitanamamo@aol.com> Number: 30.
Flanker027 <Flanker027@aol.com> Number: 31

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