Juicer Slogans
- This is one for the Juicer Assasin or other mercenary type
"He who dies with the most toys wins" - For the suicidal
"Life's a b**** and then you die" - "When you gotta go, you gotta go."
- Sign over the toilets in a Juicer Bar - "You're the one who's been following me! I knew it! Die, Bunny Girl! DIIIIEEEE!!!"
- Attributed to a Juicer named Deadpuddle who's drug harness took a hit. - "Why's one of those Dead Boys carrying a scythe?"
- Last Words of The Bladed Warrior (AKA Jim Dozer), a Titan Juicer who died during the Juicer Uprisings - "Only the good die young"
- "Life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone..."
(Juicer point being, hey -- you can live, but where's the fun?) - "Where do I want to be buried?: I'm not even sure I should die yet"
Juicer_Slogans.php -- Revised: March 24, 2007.
