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A tale of Woe or Real Munchkins! AHHHHH!
Subject: A tale of Woe or Real Munchkins! AHHHHH! Date: 4/6/99 6:10 AM Received: 4/6/99 10:52 PM From: Liberator, KentnerJ@assiniboinec.mb.ca To: List, palladium@dante.neonexus.com
Well, A Smoke Soldier of mine turned this report in last week and I have just now gotten around to posting it.
You all, of course, remember "Munchkins are breeding in Brandon" this is the results of the first game:
(Please remeber that I have not running or playing in this game. This is second hand information told to me by a friend)
The characters(pretty much all are evil):
- Ancient Dragon Warlock (Both Air and Fire, plus can conjure up a massive rainstorm if he so desires)
- 15th Level Oni Ninja w/Glitter Boy Killer PA and the ability to become invisible to all means when he so chooses. (My friend, the GM gave him this character) Back-up character- Nightbane Ninja w/all Bane talents and all Ninja powers plus the Bane form of Non-Corporeal.(Not known if this would be allowed, but looking at the others, why the hell not.)
- The Triple O.C.C. Godling (Magic/Psi/Physical)
- A Juicer w/100 for all physical stats.(May actually be a decent player)
- A Splugorth Slaver-The top High Lord in Atlantis w/the ability to create GREATEST Rune Weapons along wiht a 20th Level Blind Warrior Woman Bodyguard.
The Plot: No plot.
NPCs: A level 30 Magic user of some type.
What they did in the first session in no particular order:
- Went to Atlantis - Character 2 got a greatest rune weapon (created by character 5) and pledged aliegance to the Splugorth in exhange for the weapon plus upgrades to the PA. Upgrades - Mortor to its Jet Pack, 2 invisible shields on each arm (MDC 650 each), +400 MDC to armor itself, a cloaking device, and silver coated vibro-blades.
- Tried to fight a Millenium Tree - Got asses kicked by one of the tree storms.
- Went to the Nightbane world - (I don't think the GM has read Nightbane fully through) Hounds and Hunters openly roamed the streets of New York. It is also heavily Vampire infested. When the party rifted in, 120 vampires homed in on their position. Character 1 created a giant rainstorm for a 200 mile radius and melted all the vamps. Following this, all the cities in the WORLD began moblizing to take on the party.. Upon learning this, Character 1 and Character 5 went and robbed jewelry stores and banks before they rifted back out again.
Apparently Characters 1 & 5 are both total munchkins and absolute whiners. If they don't get their way, they whine until they do. Character 4 may actually be a decent role player if he gets out of this enviroment fast.
As the game progresses, you will all get updates.
-- The Liberator-James Kentner kentnerj@assiniboinec.mb.ca There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
A_tale_of_woe.php -- Revised: March 24, 2007.
